Comments on: The Girls Got Bite (and humor to go with it!) http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/ Official Blog of Caridad Pineiro, Author of paranormals, romantic suspense, women's fiction and all other kinds of good stuff! Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:18:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Marta Acosta http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8338 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:26:44 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8338 Stephen, Don't try to use your giant brain power to get those girls to discard their already scanty garments. What good is all your genius if you only use it for evil, not good? I'm pretty sure the Dept. of Energy would not be happy to find out that you have taken their entire grant for an eternal energy machine, changed it to one dollar bills, and are stuffing them into thongs at Sam Tropez's. Stephen,

Don’t try to use your giant brain power to get those girls to discard their already scanty garments. What good is all your genius if you only use it for evil, not good? I’m pretty sure the Dept. of Energy would not be happy to find out that you have taken their entire grant for an eternal energy machine, changed it to one dollar bills, and are stuffing them into thongs at Sam Tropez’s.

]]> by: Rita http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8331 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:58:39 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8331 Funny and interesting piece Funny and interesting piece

]]> by: Leo http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8311 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:27:53 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8311 Marta, Caridad, and Irene, I've attended all the finest schools, hold 12 honorary degrees, and speak 14 different languages, but I have never been able to understand the female gender. In the grand scheme of all the universe, can someone please explain the principle function of a string bikini? PS: Some of my finest hypothesis have been contrived at Sam's Place. Salutaions, Stephen H. Marta, Caridad, and Irene,
I’ve attended all the finest schools, hold 12 honorary degrees, and speak 14 different languages, but I have never been able to understand the female gender. In the grand scheme of all the universe, can someone please explain the principle function of a string bikini?

PS: Some of my finest hypothesis have been contrived at Sam’s Place.

Salutaions,
Stephen H.

]]> by: Irene http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8218 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:33:24 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8218 Ya know, he was kinda cute in high school...pity. I just wonder who he messed with. I was actually thinking of naming my firstborn after him, but settled for "Elyse" instead. Ya know, he was kinda cute in high school…pity. I just wonder who he messed with.
I was actually thinking of naming my firstborn after him, but settled for “Elyse” instead.

]]> by: Marta Acosta http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8199 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:19:07 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8199 Oh, and I didn't mean "St. Tropez" on the French Riviera. I meant Sam Tropez's Mud Wrestling Emporium of Beauty. Oh, and I didn’t mean “St. Tropez” on the French Riviera. I meant Sam Tropez’s Mud Wrestling Emporium of Beauty.

]]> by: Caridad http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8194 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:00:44 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8194 And if there was such a thing as a "string bikini theory" my Cuban hips would certainly stretch the limits of that theory. And if there was such a thing as a “string bikini theory” my Cuban hips would certainly stretch the limits of that theory.

]]> by: Marta Acosta http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8193 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:58:11 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8193 Stephen, whenever you're nice, I'm always afraid you're going to "borrow" my credit cards and hit San Tropez again. And I asked another physicist pal and he told me there is no such thing as "string bikini theory." Marta Stephen, whenever you’re nice, I’m always afraid you’re going to “borrow” my credit cards and hit San Tropez again. And I asked another physicist pal and he told me there is no such thing as “string bikini theory.”

Marta

]]> by: Leo http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8189 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:43:13 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8189 Thank you Marta & Caridad for the advise and the smiles. Stephen H. Thank you Marta & Caridad for the advise and the smiles.

Stephen H.

]]> by: Caridad http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8177 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:55:09 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8177 ROFLMAO!! I just spewed Diet Black Cherry Dr. Brown's all over my keyboard. Of course, being as messy as my daughter, no one would notice. ROFLMAO!! I just spewed Diet Black Cherry Dr. Brown’s all over my keyboard.

Of course, being as messy as my daughter, no one would notice.

]]> by: Marta Acosta http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8176 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:51:51 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8176 Actually, teenagers' rooms qualify as evidence of the 2nd law of thermodynamics and entropy: things want to spread out and get disorganized. The more energy you put into containing them, the worse it gets. This is why it's futile to clean someone's messy room. At least this is what Stephen told me after he trashed my guest room. Actually, teenagers’ rooms qualify as evidence of the 2nd law of thermodynamics and entropy: things want to spread out and get disorganized. The more energy you put into containing them, the worse it gets. This is why it’s futile to clean someone’s messy room. At least this is what Stephen told me after he trashed my guest room.

]]> by: Caridad http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8172 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:45:54 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8172 Wait a second -- Steven copied off of you? I thought he was copying off of me? I had the whole chaos theory worked out (which led me to discover that my daughter's bedroom is actually a black hole into which all manner of food and clothing disappear -- possibly forever) and suddenly, someone else was getting the Nobel Prize for the theory. Wait a second — Steven copied off of you? I thought he was copying off of me? I had the whole chaos theory worked out (which led me to discover that my daughter’s bedroom is actually a black hole into which all manner of food and clothing disappear — possibly forever) and suddenly, someone else was getting the Nobel Prize for the theory.

]]> by: Marta Acosta http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8165 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:11:05 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8165 Hi, Irene, well, that explains something. When I last met with Stephen, I wanted to talk chaos theory and he kept asking me if I knew the secret to your chocolate chip cookies. I finally told him cinnamon and he rushed off, claiming he suddenly remembered that he had a conference call with the Nobel committee. I still don't understand chaos theory. Marta Hi, Irene, well, that explains something. When I last met with Stephen, I wanted to talk chaos theory and he kept asking me if I knew the secret to your chocolate chip cookies. I finally told him cinnamon and he rushed off, claiming he suddenly remembered that he had a conference call with the Nobel committee. I still don’t understand chaos theory. Marta

]]> by: Irene http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8118 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:34:16 +0000 http://caridad.com/blog/2007/03/27/the-girls-got-bite-and-humor-to-go-with-it/#comment-8118 Excellent advice, Marta, but how did you know about me and Stephen Hawking? Couldn't get that guy to keep his eyes off my paper. What a cheat! Of course, it was in home ec class, not in math or physics.... Excellent advice, Marta, but how did you know about me and Stephen Hawking? Couldn’t get that guy to keep his eyes off my paper. What a cheat! Of course, it was in home ec class, not in math or physics….

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